iamfriendswithsluts: Although they often smell like a hearty beer shit microwaved inside a rancid sardine can, my queefs also give me a three-and-a-half foot of vertical leap. And I wouldn’t trade them for the world. (queefs are odorless, but it still made me chuckle)

iamfriendswithsluts:

Although they often smell like a hearty beer shit microwaved inside a rancid sardine can, my queefs also give me a three-and-a-half foot of vertical leap. And I wouldn’t trade them for the world.

(queefs are odorless, but it still made me chuckle)

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